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“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come abduct you myself.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
enerjax: @Markgatiss I can just imagine it… Fan (to Mark Gatiss): Will we see Mycroft mourn? Mark Gatiss: Yes, there’s a scene where I go to the grave and laugh hysterically. [x] EnerJax Week: Day 5
“Care to be my goldfish?”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
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“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
Mark Gatiss and I share the same birthday: October 17th
I’m sorry, but can we talk about how hot Mark Gatiss’s husband is, please?!
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Mark Gatiss congratulating Steven Moffat on his Emmy win
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